Atif Aslam Meray Watan new song about Kashmir 2017

Zafri Khan at its Best

Machar uraan very first time

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa:

Jab woh wapis aaya to us k baap ne Poocha: “Kaisa Laga Urr k?”

Machar Bola: ” Bohat Maza Aaya, Dekh k bohat Khushi hui sab log Taalian Bajatay Hain.”

Customer Care Center

Sardar calls customer care: Sir, Meri Bheins ne mera sim kha liya or bhag gai.

Cust. care: What can i do?

Sardar: Ji puchhna ye tha ki Roaming to nahi lagegi?

Mujhay Dhundo

Mujhe Dhundo”

Thak gaye kya?

NAHI

To phir dhundo

“CHHORO YAAR”

Hum dilon me rehte hain Mobile me nhi.

A man stealing a purse

Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse.

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50.

pathan: OK..OK.

But What About The Remaining 900?

Raat ki khamoshi

"Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati"
"Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati"
"Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad jo
aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati"..