Raat ki khamoshi

"Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati"
"Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati"
"Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad jo
aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati"..

Dilse teri yaad

Dilse teri yaad na jaye to me kya karu,
tasvir me tu hi tu aaye to mai kya karu,
lene ko to le aau tumhe khwabo me,
par neend hi na aye to mai kya karu

Phulo ki tarah hansti raho

Phulo ki tarah hansti raho,
Kaliyo ki tarah muskurati raho,
Khuda se mangta hu itna ki
Tum mujhe hamesa yaad aati raho.

Kismat ruth gayi

Kismat ruth gayi dil ke tar tut gaye
aap jo ruth gaye sapne bhi tut gaye
baki rahe khazane mein do aansu
yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye..

Apno ke situm

Apno ke situm hamse batlaye nahi jate
Ye hadse woh hai jo samjhaye nahi jate
Ek umer ki kosish se bhula di hai teri yaad
Lekin teri yaad ke saye nahi jate...

Zindagi sabko milay

Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi,
mohabat sabko milay zaroori to nahi.
Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain,
woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi.

Aapko miss karna

Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
Yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
Apse dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
Magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!

Tumne Bhi

Tumne Bhi Rangoli Sajayi Hogi
Matwaali Diwaali Manayi Hogi
Bujha Hua Chirag Dekhkar
Humari Yaad to Aayi Hogi...

Kisi ko yaad karna

Kisi ko yaad karna , kisi ko yaad aana,

Yeh bhi naseeb naseeb mein hota hai.

Dil unhi ko yaad karta hai...

Jo dil ke bahut kareeb hota hai.

Usko milne ka

Usko milne ka mann bahut kar raha hai
Mann ko samjhaya toh Dil tadap raha hai
Dil ko bataya toh ankhe roh padi
Unhe chup karaya toh SAANSE bol padi
œI MISS U ...

Pal bhar mein

Pal bhar mein tut jaye woh Kasam nahi,
Apko bhul jaye woh Hum nahi,
Tum hume bhul jao is baat me dum nahi,
kyonki Tum hume bhul jao itne bhi bure hum nahi

Hum apko

Hum apko kabhi khone nahi denge,
Juda hona chaha bhi to hone nahi denge,
Chandani raton main ayegi meri yaad,
Yaad ke vo pal apko sone nahi denge..

Yaadein

Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai,
Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai,
Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai,
Yaadein to woh hai jo Bheed mein bhi Tanha kar jaati hai

WO konsi ungli hay

Sardar! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,

WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi hoti?

Pathan! Nahi pata?

Sardar! Dastaney ki...

Ye Kaam Ki Hy

Sardar Ne Machis Li Or Teeli Jalai But Na Jali

Dosri Jalai Na Jali

Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul Gai

Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi Se Bujha Di,

Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh Leta Hun.

Ticket To Le Le

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Deta Hi Nahi.

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

Aj Kal di Kuriyan

Sardar: I Love You ka kya matlab hai?

Girl: Main Tum se Pyar Karti Hoon.

Sardar: Aj Kal di Kuriyan da koi haal nai, 1 gal da matlab ki puch liya tu te free ho gai.

O PAGLA PIAS LAG V SAGDE HA

Ek sardar rat ko sonay laga to do glass pani k pass rakhey,
Ek pani se full aur dosra khali.

Kisi na poocha k in do glasoon ka kia maqsad ha us na jawab dia O PAGLA PIAS LAG V SAGDE HA TE NAI V LAG SAGDI.

it’s easier

Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

"Brain Hambrige"

Ek Sardar k janaze mein log bhangra daal rahe tha, wajah pochi tu 1 sardar ne bataya k pehli dafa hum mein se koi "Brain Hambrige" say mara hai!

Nobel Prize.

Joke of the century?

.

A sardar winning Nobel Prize.

.

NO NO

.

Sardar winning

.

Any kind of prize.

When I showed him my gun

Judge: Why you have stolen the money from this man?

Sardar: My lord! I have not stolen the money. He just gave it to me.

Judge: When he gave you the money?

Sardar: When I showed him my gun.

musibat

Sardaar ne ek chotay kad ki larki se shadi ki:

Kisi ne poocha tum ne aisa kyun kia.

Sardar: Meray baap ne kaha k musibat jinni nikki hovay unna changa.

other colors

Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"

Sardar: "What other colors do you have?"

normal tati

Sardar: Dr mujhe normal tati nahi ati.
Chawal khaya to chawal niklay.
Roti khayi to roti nikli..
Normal k liye kya karoon?




Dr: tatti Khao!!

3 Din Baad

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi Thi Jb DRIP Khtm Hony Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne Bhai Sy Kaha: "Jao Sister Ko Bula Lao"


Wo 3 Din Baad Punjab Se Apni BEHEN Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

50% sardar

Newspaper me chapa,50% sardar bewakuf hote h,is par sardaro ne khub halla machaya,fir chapa 50% sardar samjhdar hote h,tb jakar sardar shant hue.....

3 boys

3 boys where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega!

brek dance

sardar g cycle ki brek hath mein pakar kar nach rahe thay.,..,
kisi ne poocha sardr g brek pakar kar kiun ucchal kood kar rahe ho?sardar oye bewaquf dikhta nahin brek dance kar raha hun..

I am going

1st sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai...
2nd sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1st sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....

Two Sardarjis

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' q kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

Sardars always study

Sardars always study
in front of a mirror bcos
it helps saving revision time.
2) he can keep a watch on himself.
3) he likes combined studies.!

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c,

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

Paani mein whiskey

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi,

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."

Doli wali car

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Ik sherni

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke"

Tera Bachpan

Tera Bachpan hi Rehta to acha tha Nargis...


Hazaroun GuJAR Barbaad Kiye tu ne Jawaan ho kar..

Punjabi Titianic Film

Punjabi Titianic Film Daihk Rahay Thay..

Fil Khatam Howi To Dono Kehnay Lagay.
“Laa Das Aaa Ki Fil Hoi“
Film Khatam Ho Gai Per SULTAN RAHi Nai Aya

What is at the end of “everything” ?

What is at the end of “everything” ?
?
?
?
…
…
…
?
?
?
?
The letter G tenuuuu itna nahi pata

Birds+Sky=

Birds+Sky=Lovely Day

Forest+Animal=Nature's Gift

Stars+Moon=Romantic Night

You+Your Smile=Hai RABBA

Tusi Vi Na Bus

Dara Hi Dete Ho

Zong Zong krdi

Zong Zong krdi ni ma apei Zong hoi

Wrong nmbr akho inno,
Zong na akho koi

Cal milan da intzar krdi
madhosh ho k soi

Khuda da wasta
KHOTA le lo Zong na lena koi.

Different styles of proposing a girl

Different styles of proposing a girl:

English: Will u marry me?

Urdu: Kya aap mujh se shadi karien gi?
&
in our
Punjabi: Vehli ain...? Viaah hi ker le..:-)

Kaki,kaki

Kaki,kaki
Haan beybay!
Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!
Lawan jutti
Na beybay!
Khol bootha
Ha,Ha,Ha!!

Dil vich

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.

What is love?

What is love?
Love is when someone breaks your heart
and the most amazing thing is that
u still love the person with each broken piece.
If a kiss was a raindrop I'd send you showers,
If a hug was a second I'd send you hours,
If happiness was sand I'd send you the sea,
If love was a person I'd send you me.
If you love someone set him free,
If he comes back he's yours if he doesn't he never was.
What is Love?
Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person"
It's about finding someone who helps you become the best
person you can be
Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.

To Luv some1 is madness

To Luv some1 is madness,
2 b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
But being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.

Anybody can love a rose,

Anybody can love a rose,

but it takes a great deal to love a leaf.

Don't love sumone who is beautiful,

but love the 1 who can make Ur life beautiful.

Realize things

Realize things before its 2 late.
Accept things rather than deny them.
Love people before u lose them.
Life comes just once.
Love it while u live it.

Love is crazy word

Love is crazy word

which cant be defined.

If defined, u cant find it.

If found, u cant get it.

If u get it, u cant forget it &

If forget then u havn't done it(Love)!

Love is not

Love is not winning someone,

but loosing urself to someone.

When you r loved by someone,

its not due to ur excellence of mind,

but due to purity of ur heart.

Ek aada

Ek aada aapki Dil churane ki
Ek adaa aapki Dil mein bas jaane ki
Ek chehra aapka Chand sa
Ek zid hamari Chand paane ki

Ashiq ankhon

Ashiq ankhon ki baat samajh lete hai,
woh khwabo me aayen toh mulakat samajh lete hai,
rota hai aasman apni zamin ke liye,
log pagal hai usse barsat samajh lete hain...

Tears are more

Tears are more precious than smiles because we can smile at anybody, Even strangers…. But tears are shared only for those whom we cant afford to Loose

Hum agar

Hum agar khusi se mare to Tumhe pa kar marange, Agar gum se mare to tumhe khokar marange, Gum hoga n koi duniya se jane ka jaise bhi marange tere hokar hi marange.

Would U open

Would U open Ur Heart to Love me once again….? I swear that I’ll be true & never let go because my Heart is U…..

Love hurts

Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most when the person,
you love has no idea how you feel.

U promsd

U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me,
U promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me tears,
U promsd me ur Luv bt u gave me PAIN... ME?
I promsd u Nothing but I gave u Everything!

HADITH

HADITH: The person who fasts enjoys the gardens of Paradise and the angels keep praying for him till he breaks his fast. Bukhari

HADITHp

HADITH: For everything there is a purification zakat, and the purification of bodies is the fast. Bukhari

HADITH

HADITH: Whoever among you decreases the burdens of his slave during the month of Ramadhan will be rewarded by Allah decreasing his reckoning. Bukhari

HADITH

HADITH: A wretch is the one who is deprived of Allah forgiveness during this great month of Ramadhan. Bukhari

Al-Quran

Al-Quran; O my people! enter the holy land which Allah has prescribed for you and turn not on your backs for then you will turn back losers.

Al-Quran

Al-Quran; Allah has promised to those who believe and do good deeds (that) they shall have forgiveness and a mighty reward.

Al-Quran

Al-Quran; Whoever desires the reward of this world, then with Allah is the reward of this world and the hereafter; and Allah is Hearing, Seeing

Al-Quran

Al-Quran; Whoever desires the reward of this world, then with Allah is the reward of this world and the hereafter; and Allah is Hearing, Seeing

Azaan sun kar

Azaan sun kar utho ringtoon ki tarhan, Quran sharif parho sms ki tarhan, Dunya mein busy mat ho network ki tarhan.........

What is QURAN ?

What is QURAN ?
ALLAH ki kitab jo poori dunya ki sardar.
Kitab ko Lane Wale
JIBRAIL(ALEH SALAM)
jo Farishton ke Sardar.
Jis per Utra Wo NABIYON kay Sardar.
SALLALLAH-O-ALEHE WASALLAM.
Jis Ummat per Utra Wo Ummaton ki Sardar.
Jis Sheher main Utra Wo SHEHRON ka Sardar.
MAKKAH,MADINA
Jis Maheene main Utra Wo Maheeno ka Sardar RAMZAN
Or Jiss Raat Mukammal hua wo Raton ki sardar
SHAB-e-QADAR
Yahi Hamari aur pori Muslim e Umah ki Wirasat Hai....

Yeh na dekho ka gunah

Yeh na dekho ka gunah chota hai yeh bara, ye dekho ke gunah se mana kerne wali zaat kitni bari hai! (Hazrat Abubaker)
Gunah kisi na kisi surat dil ko beqarar rakhta hai.(Hazrat Usman)
Sub se bara gunah wo hai jo kerne waley ki nazer me chota ho.(Hazrat Ali)

Benifits of durood sharif

Benifits of durood sharif whoever recites durood sharif ten times ALLAH(AZZWAJAL)send one hunderd mercies upon him.

AKHRAT - Andhaira Hai

AKHRAT - Andhaira Hai
Js Ka Chirag -NAIK AMAL Hai
DUNYA - Ki Mohobat Andhaira Hai
Js Ka Chirag -TAQWA Hai
GUNAH - Andhaira Hai
Js Ka Chirag -TOBA Hai
QABR - Andara Hai
Js Ka Chirag -KALMA E TAYABA Hai
PUL SIRAT - Andhaira Hai
Js Ka Chirag -YAQIN Hai . . .

QURANI MALUMAT

QURANI MALUMAT :
1 Quran e Pak 22 saal 11 mahine 22 din me nazil hua.
2 Quran e Pak me lafz Allah 2584 martaba aaya hai.

Namaz ki shan

Namaz ki shan
Jab tum namaz k liye kharay hote ho toh, sr se aasman tak rehmat e Illahi ghata ban kay cha jati hai
farishte tere chehray ki tarf jmaa ho jate hein.
Ik farishta pukarta hai kay a namazi agar toh dekh ley k tere samny kon hay aur toh kis se baat kar raha hai toh, Allah ki qasam toh qayamt tak salam na pheray.

A...Allah se daro... B...Bismillah se shuro karo...

A...Allah se daro... B...Bismillah se shuro karo...

C...Chor ko saza do... D...Deen seekho...

E...Eilum hasil karo... F...Farz ada karo...

G...Gussa mat karo... H...Haj ada karo...

I...Ibadat karo... J...Jannat millegi...

K....Kalma pado... L...Laa ilaha illalha...

M...Muhammad ur rasool allah... N...Namaz pado...

O...Omar ka lihaz karo... P...Parda karo...

Q...Quran pado... R...Roza rakho... S...Shukriya ada karo...

T...Tauba karo... U...Ummeed rakho... V...Vazoo karo...

W...Waqt ka lihaz karo... X...Xtra nafil pado...

Y...Yakeen karo Allah per... Z...Zikr Allah ka karo...

"I LOVE U"

"I LOVE U"
ALLAH ko kaho
"I MISS U"
NAMAZ ko kaho!
"I BELIEVE U"
QURAN ko kaho
"I TRUST U"
RASOOL(SAW) ko kaho
Aur
"I HATE U"
GUNAHO ko kaho