Machar uraan very first time

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa:

Jab woh wapis aaya to us k baap ne Poocha: “Kaisa Laga Urr k?”

Machar Bola: ” Bohat Maza Aaya, Dekh k bohat Khushi hui sab log Taalian Bajatay Hain.”

Customer Care Center

Sardar calls customer care: Sir, Meri Bheins ne mera sim kha liya or bhag gai.

Cust. care: What can i do?

Sardar: Ji puchhna ye tha ki Roaming to nahi lagegi?

Mujhay Dhundo

Mujhe Dhundo”

Thak gaye kya?

NAHI

To phir dhundo

“CHHORO YAAR”

Hum dilon me rehte hain Mobile me nhi.

A man stealing a purse

Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse.

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50.

pathan: OK..OK.

But What About The Remaining 900?